City Office: Spring Cleaning
12PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
City Realty, specializing in LCD Real Estate: 9184 x 5972 = 54846848 Pixels
- Samsung SyncMaster 245BW — 1920 x 1280
- ViewSonic VP191b — 1280 x 1024
- Sony VAIO — 1600 x 900
- Apple iPad — 1024 x 768
- Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7 — 1280 x 800
- Samsung Galaxy Note — 1280 x 800
- Samsung Galaxy S II — 800 x 480
- Wooden Picture Frame — <3
If you don’t have an iPhone… you still kinda do. Also Android and Windows Phone 7.
Ms. Form. I present to you, Mr Function.
//Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
//Do it to me every time
City Sandwich: The Pragmatic Approach to Sandwich Construction
1. Toast Bread
2. Line both sides generously with avocado (optional: add IKEA smoked roe paste)
3. Line both sides with lettuce (now you have an impenetrable wall of lettuce and avocado so bread can’t get soggy)
4. Line lettuce with meat slices
5. Fill center with tomato slices
6. Fight the war on hunger a.k.a. vietNOM
Dinner: Budget Cuts Across the Board @ City Industries
1. Acquire DSLR
2. Take self-aggrandizing photos
3. ???????
3. PROFIT!!!
It’s real and it’s been fun, but was it all REAL fun?
